From seller Little Pink Sparkles, here’s a bowl constructed of those classic Green Army Men. The artist warns that, if you actually put anything into the bowl, it may break:
This bowl is meant for decoration, display, and holding light objects only. Although the bowl is pieced together precisely in order for the army men to attach; the bowl is still fragile and may break if too much weight is placed on or inside of the bowl.
So essentially this is a whole pile of those army men, the ones that cause so much pain when you step on them while you’re walking through the house in your bare feet; only now they are glued together. To form a bowl that you can’t put anything in. You can buy it from the artist’s store here. For $30.00.
Now I’m going upstairs to clean out the kids’ toybox. Maybe I’ll be able to find enough Lego to fashion some slightly leaky and multi-coloured wine glasses …